Today is New Comic Day, I woke up with a crazy headache and no memory of when I got home, (remember coming home, just not when) or how I got into bed. I don’t remember getting undressed either, at least I didn’t fall asleep with my bra on, sleeping with a bra on is so uncomfortable. I think these 24 to 30 hours straight work days are going to have to go the way of the DoDo soon. Then I remember all the things that need to be done and forget about my resolve to no longer work long hours.
After reading Zeesmuse’s tooth emergency, I wanted to share one of the images the doctor had of my hubs toothy problem. I knew, if Zeesmuse was even in a fraction of the pain my hubs seemed to be in, then it truly was a screaming emergency.
I hope I copied this link to Zeesmuse correctly: De pain boss, de pain
Every three months, (known as quarterlies) sales tax reports are due and it does not matter if there other brain demolishing (known as monthly comic orders) deadlines looming either.
The end of January was not only quarterly report time, but end of year report time and all the fresh hell that entails. (Will spare you details.) This year as the pressure is building, the Hubs starts to feel some pain, then quickly it gets serious. He lucked out in the athletic, coordination and height arena, but was short changed when it comes to his teeth. I remember one dentist telling him that the cost of this particular visit was going to make his houseboat payment and turned to me with instructions to go home and brush with fudge until I developed a cavity so he would have some work to do on my mouth. (I lucked out, never get cavities or needed braces.) Not bragging, I have plenty of short-comings, klutzy and poor eyesight being a few.
Hubs tried to tough it out and finish quarterly deadline work, but the pain kept getting worse and the strongest pain killers don’t seem to have any effect on on dulling his pain. When the dentist saw the ex-ray, it was obvious one of the Hubs molars had an infected root. See the photo of that ex-ray above, it is the middle tooth.
When the dentist started pulling, and pulling and pulling, he was a little shocked to find how long it was. He said something like 29? I asked what measurement that was? But no one heard me. He asked his assistant if that looked right? Had she seen one longer? He had not.
The way everyone was looking, I was expecting a little alien to jump out of Hubs mouth and attach to someone’s face.
Soon all the techs were crowding in to see this amazingly long tooth root. They were all women, so if they thought it, no one said it, but when we were telling some of our male friends about what happened, the jokes started. I’ll spare you their juvenile commentary here and save it for What a Guy Wants material. It was butternut squash soup, pudding and cream of wheat for next few days.
It is times like this (almost daily) I think back to Gilda Radnar’s Roseanne Roseannadanna’s mantra:
This week, he will go back to have a porcelain cap put on after the temporary one is removed. I’m prepared with soups, puddings, and who knows, maybe he will be in the mood to listen to that new David Copperfield audiobook. If not, maybe Frank Miller’s Sin City…
HAHAHAHA DAYUM!!!! THat’s a long, long ass root.
Mouth pain is absolutely the worst!
PS – Guy? I know CPR. Bring it here.
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What I would like to know is how that happens? How does your tooth get infected like that? The top of his tooth looked fine. I guess this is a conversation I should have with the dentist because if flossing and brushing don’t prevent it … are we all doomed? 😷
I’ve been fortunate in the mouth pain department, but I did see Marathon Man. Yeesh, that was frightening.
Hahahaha, how fortunate you know CPR, one never knows when it will come in handy😈
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Ouch! Poor Hubs! But it didn’t stop me from cracking up when I got the end of the post. =)
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Aw, poor Hubs. But I can’t help chuckling over the stupendous length of his root 🙂
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I believe we are all doomed. I probably should stop flossing as there is no hope!
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I can’t stop flossing, it really cuts down on the bad breath and you know how I can’t cope with stinky people, so how could I survive being stinky myself. 😀
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Shorts in February?
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You know what a mountain man he is, (I have photos of him shoveling snow in shorts) it might not be obvious, but he comes with a built in heater. I’m never allowed to cuddle (unless I mean business) even on winter nights when I’m freezing cause he says it makes him too hot. Good thing the hairballs don’t mind substituting, but (sigh) they tend to move away to a cooler part of the bed after a while as well, when they get too hot. 😦
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Hope he’s feeling better. I sympathize with the “no more long days” thing — I just can’t make myself stay up for two straight days any more no matter what I do. Requires a big adjustment in work habits.
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And I’m finding out it really makes us vulnerable to cold and flu viruses. 😣 Have to restructure how work gets done and start accepting that we can’t do it all by giving up sleep anymore.
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